Skiing vs Sex. For me it’s a hard one (wahey). But let’s put it this way: I’ve never regretted a day of skiing.
So on that note, here’s 10 reasons why skiing is better than sex:
- Skis and poles stay long and hard all day every day
- You can stop halfway through to take a break without offending anyone
- You can ride hard all day long if you want
- No one ever got pregnant from skiing
- The only protection you need to worry about is a helmet
- No foreplay required
- Guaranteed to get better the more you do it
- Talking about wax, boots, gloves and lube makes you sound cool not pervy
- The only wet white stuff you’ll experience is melted snow
- You can reach speeds of over 90kmph. Try doing that in the bedroom…