You cannot be serious

This gem appeared in an online dating inbox of mine:

First of all thanks for reading my message. After reading your profile I can say that I am interested in knowing you more. You can have a look at my profile. Me and my friend would be interested in meeting. I can email his pic thru email.
I don’t use this website often so if you don’t see me online just text me on my number 07*******43.
Hope to hear from you soon. Xx

‘Me and my friend’??  Either that’s a euphemism or I’ve just received an invitation to a threesome.  And there you have, in a nutshell, why I have deleted my Plenty Of Fish account.  Plenty Of Freaks more like…

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Online antics

Most people will know by now that I’m giving the whole online dating thing a bit of a go.  It’s been an interesting ride so far, but what I didn’t realise at the beginning is how weird/awful/sleazy/rude a lot of people can be.  Guess I was somewhat naive…

So… to give you lovely readers a taste of what’s been going on, I’ve been avidly screen-shotting for the past few weeks.  I’ve also been (whisper it now) a bit of a bitch to some.  Or as I like to look at it, relentlessly honest.

Enjoy!

It’s a compliment, I guess…

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Clearly the truth is hard to accept sometimes

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Definitely not worth my time

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Nothing like being clear with what you want…

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What can say I’m a real stickler for good grammar

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I think this guy is in Witness Protection…Image

There is a line between showing some skin and indecent exposure.  This guy crossed it.

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I don’t think this guy understands the meaning of sarcasm

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Immediate block

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I mean, we haven’t even swapped numbers yet!

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I don’t think he’s mastered the art of self-promotion

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 Everyone loves a selfie…

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This one needs help

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Yes it was.  Which is why I didn’t reply to your message. Fool.

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Nothing like highlighting someone’s errors

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Well I guess this goes against the norm

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And finally…  This guy is going to die alone

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